r o y a l . t a r t

confusion-ensues:

if you tell me to ‘just fucking breathe’ while I’m having a panic attack there’s a 100% chance that i will literally never talk to you again

CRIES

ICHIGOS ZANPAKUTOS ARE FIRE BASED

AND

RUKIAS

IS FUCKING ICE

CAN U GET ANYMORE SHIPPIER KUBO???????

appleinks:

“Sakura’s fake smile obviously means Sakura has stopped loving Sasuke at this very second and has switched to Naruto even though she has loved Sasuke for three years straight throughout the good and bad”

Here we have the Naruto fandom, drawing shipping conclusions from one frame when Kishimoto could end the series with no couples

aaah narusakus

no but rlly that last page did we all ignore that

creppingly embarassing kawaii papa orochimaru anyone???????????

if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

…that naruto 635 spoiler….

tenaflyviper:

listinthings:

• be unaware of where the penis is
• scream into the penis
• use the back of your hand
• slap the penis and call it “buddy”
• condescend to the penis
• set your hand on fire

>scream into the penis

No, that’s not awful

that’s METAL AS FUCK.

ninjachau:

My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.

zachariessword:

WHNE THE ANIME IS FINISHED BUT TH E MANGA IS ONGOING

weedrichards:

YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AND YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS

lalondes:

youknowtheres-oil-intheice:

lalondes:

when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women

How can you spell “patriarchal misogynistic gender norms” But not “Your” “Come” “The” and “Spaghetti” 

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

omgwtfneo:

SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING YOUR GODAMN ART?

Can’t find the godamn ask to tell the blogger to kindly take your art down?

NO MOAR!

Email support@tumblr.com with links to your originals and the repost, and they’ll take it down.

NOW REBLOG THE SHIT OUTA THIS AND SPREAD THE WORD!

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you cut your pizza into really small pizzas you can use it as a topping for a different pizza